Matthew Perry abandoned by Friends

Rumours. There are rumours that Matthew Perry’s new tv drama Studio 60 (on NBC) is failing. Despite hype, despite crazy publicity, despite a giant push by NBC, the ratings are in a slump.

Matthew Perry is crazy over it all (or so the rumours say), and he is apparently trying to enroll the help of his Friends friends: David Schwimmer, Courteney Cox, Aniston, and Kudrow. He’s asking them for guest appearance

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan still together? (Part 2)

More anti-rumours. What are anti-rumours? They are rumours that squash other rumours. Or something like that.

Courtney Cox’s wife David Arquette said on an LA radio show (something, something, and something STAR 98.7) that Jennifer and Vince are not broken up.

Arquette flatly denied the rumours in that retarded baby voice of his.

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan still together?

People magazine reports rumours from a pre-taping of the Oprah Winfrey show. Audience members who were at the taping report that Aniston admitted to Oprah that she and Vaughan are not broken up.

This might be “audience members” lying. This might be Oprah’s people doing a marketing gimmick thingy. This might be a lot of things. But what it definitely is, is boring!

I say to Jennifer Aniston: want freaking become an A-List celebrity? I have 1 word for you: SEXTAPE! Now get on it.

Jennifer Aniston break up with Vaughan

US Magazine again reported this week the details of the Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan break-up.

According to the mag, the break up happened approximately a month ago just before Vaughan left for England to work on a movie.

The magazine’s website makes many tantalizing allusions and referes to the hardcopy for details 😦 So, I guess we’ll have to read it to find out. I’ll wait for it to come out on the web, thank you.

Brad Pitt wants to have a boy

That’s what Page Six reported yesterday from their super secret “inside sources”. Why is this important? Well it’s not. Nothing is, really.

What’s interesting is their same source (rolling my eyes) reported that Angelina Jolie wants to adopt and wants to leave her womb unburdened of Pitt’s semen. Why? Well she wants to be in a damn movie sometime soon!

It’s that old feminist dilemma: should I be bound to the man permanently by carrying his child for 9 months and then having him take care of me OR should I focus on my career in a male-dominated world, making my money off my looks and very vaguely off my real talent. Well I don’t mean that this is every woman’s dilemma, I mean this is Jolie’s dilemma.

Either way, Angelina want to adopt, but Pitt wants an offspring from his loins. Hrrumpfh says I. Apparently neither one of you have heard of sperm donation or surrogate fertilization. I suggest Jennifer Aniston as the surrogate parent to Pitt’s sperm and Jolie’s egg. That would be freaking awesome! Imagine the gossip, the yelling, the … Sheer ecstacy of it all! And remember, I copyrighted this idea, so if Pitt and Jolie ever decide to do as I suggested, tell them I want major royalties.