Melanie Brown as in Mel B of the Spice Girls. The Daily Mirror cites as source as declaiming that Mel B (who is 4 months pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s twins) must have gotten pregnant on one of the first times the couple slept together. Could we really call them dates?
This is a good lesson to all celebrity gazillionaires: keep it in your pants if the girl is not at least D-List.
This is Eddie Murphy’s checklist:
1) Have you seen her hanging around your hotel room with paper and pen in hand asking for autographs? (Check?)
2) She hasn’t had a record in the last 10 years? (Check!)
3) Did you see her earlier with a tinfoil hat on talking to two cats? (Check!)
4) Is she calling her mother every 2 minutes telling her about her plans to get pregnant with your twins? (Check!)
There. If you answered yes to 2 or more of those questions Eddie, George Clooney, Leonoardo DiCaprio (insert other A-List celebrity names here), you have discovered a former Z-List celebrity trying to get back into fame and score a big paycheque. Either use a condom or (for gods sake) keep it in your pants!
I really like this guy.
A statement like that for the former heart-throb might put my heterosexuality into question, so let me defend myself by stating that I spent about 4 hours in a strip club last night paying for over-priced beer and vodka shots while staring at girls who had nothing but utter disdain for me, in the company of about 200 other men. Hm. That didn’t seem to work that well to prove my straight-ness.
Ok ok. Let me explain then why I like him: First he’s a good actor. There’s no way to get around it. He’s really good. Titanic sucked, but he was good in it. The Aviator movie was carrier by him (the one about that rich dude who makes movies with the urine and the OCD and all that).
Second, there was a report in New York Daily News about DiCaprio arriving at an after party for some movie premiere in a Toyota Prius. A hybrid car. Why is this important? Because he didn’t choose a limo or one of those H2 Hummer monstrosities that Jay-Z and Beyonce like to arrive in. He went with his conscience and rode a hybrid. Well who knows if this is true. Maybe he just had no other ride, but if that’s not the case and he CHOSE the hybrid, then cudos to him.