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Mel Gibson — I love him

TMZ has discovered more data on Mel Gibson drunk driving debut. Allegedly, just before being pulled over for driving at the speed of 87 mph (in a 45 mph zone) with a blood-alcohol level of 0.12, he said the following to the valet upon leaving the restaurant at which he was getting hammered (Moonshadows in Malibu): “I’m f**ked up!”

Apparently so, Mel! But that’s not all. InTouch has gleaned pictures of that night and of Mel Gibson’s gradual inebriatedness:

Mel Gibson grandfather glasses

See those Grandfather Glasses? He’s practically a 100 years old. But look at that sly look on his face looking up at God, he must be thinking: “Dear Lord, why did you make me so good looking, and so inebriated? And why did you put these hot chicks on my arm? Why are you tempting me my God? Is it because you want me to show all these Jews that Mel Gibson can party?! Well I won’t let you down my Lord. Never!”

And here’s a picture from later on in the night:

Meg Gibson drunk off his ass

And now he’s like thinking: “*burp* Oh God. This’ll show those damn Jews. Come on girls lets go egg a Synagogue and then on to my house for some sexy dancing in my Nazi pyjamas!”

He’s a real party animal that Mel Gibson.

More Mel Gibson updates

TMZ reports that Mel Gibson has been arrested before for drunk driving and for reckless driving!

Hah. Here are some excerpts:

As TMZ first reported, Gibson was arrested on Friday for suspicion of driving under the influence on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu — driving 87 miles an hour. As we reported, the deputy who arrested Gibson was ordered to sanitize his arrest report to make it appear that Gibson’s arrest was “without incident.” In fact, The report states Gibson was abusive, violent and vulgar, and even attempted to escape.

And furthermore:

TMZ has confirmed that approximately three years ago, Gibson was driving 74 miles per hour on Pacific Coast Highway, one mile from his house, when he was pulled over by a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s deputy. Sources say Gibson avoided eye contact with the deputy during the stop and even though the deputy was suspicious of Gibson’s sobriety, he let him go.

Wait, there’s more:

Approximately one year ago Gibson was stopped again, after driving 64 miles an hour on Pacific Coast Highway — where the speed limit is 45. Sources say that Gibson was so cocky that he was on his cell phone the entire time he was detained by the deputy. Ultimately, the deputy decided to let him go without giving him a citation.

So, I dunno about you, but I really hate celebrities (yes, the name of my blog is strictly sarcastic). The question is why is the Malibu police department so forthcoming to Herr Gibson? Many donations or are all the cops fans of Lethal Weapon? So in many situations they didn’t ticket him, ignored his rude conduct, and even in this most latest incident, were about to doctor the arresting report to take out his references to Jews and how he would kill the career of the arresting police officer.

Mel Gibson entered rehab!

Star Magazine has reported that Mel Gibson has entered rehab. Alcohol rehab. How about idiot rehab? Shouldn’t he enter that? Maybe apologize to some Jewish people? Nah. He’s fine.

Why idiot? Well here’s an item — 2 years ago he was interviewed on Primetime, and here are some gems of what he said:

On his supposed anti-semitism: “for me it goes against the tenants of my faith to be racist in any point.”

On drinking and driving: “Sometimes I used to drive inebriated, this is at the height of careless stupidity and when you think of that kind of insanity, I look back at that now and go what was I thinking.”

So is he an idiot? Because he’s an actor! A pretty boy who has probably never gone to college, probably got ridiculous marks at school, probably has not given a minute’s thought to world issues, current affairs, or anything else.

But, nevertheless, he’s now supposed to be a qualified member of Mensa because he has a billion dollars. He has opinions on religion, Jewish people, he talks about this, about that, about how the world is supposed to be… But he is like 60 years old and he STILL can’t kick his alcohol habit!! 60! Alcoholic. Drives drunk. Talks about Jesus Christ and his wonderful faith. Is there anything wrong here? Well, not really… Most celebrities are idiots. Some are just worse than others.

Mel Gibson — need I say more?

Ok ok, you can’t even believe what that idiot has done. I can’t wait to listen to Howard Stern on Monday just to hear what he’s going to say. This is great:

So he gets pulled over by cops. Apparently he’s driving funny. Ok. The cops tell him, we need to detain you, you seem drunk. Just come over here, we’ll go over to the police station and everything will be good. We won’t even handcuff you! (Here’s the report at tmz, btw.)
So what does Gibson do? He freaking bolts for it!! He runs! So the cops capture him. They handcuff him, they put him in their car and then the fun begins — Gibson really starts going wacky. He starts banging the back seat and yelling out all sorts of interesting things:

“You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.”

And…

“F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”

Then he asked the cop:

“Are you a Jew?”

The arresting officer also stated: “Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”

Further gems:

“What the f*** do you think you’re doing?” <– To another officer.
“What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?” <– To a female police officer.

He also kept saying how “f****d” he was and how he was going to “f***” the arresting police officer.

What a gem this guy is. Wonderful holy man. I’m sure that the Jews are to blame for this latest arrest. They spiked his mineral water with foul substances and then made him drive through Malibu. If only the Jews weren’t around, Mel could live a wonderful happy life. Wonderful and happy. Yup.