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Star Jones moves to Miami

And here I thought that Star Jones was too cheap to buy a bus ticket, but instead would have to work off her ticket in a national campaign for Greyhound.

What am I talking about? I dunno, I was just remembering how Star got kicked off the View by promoting on the air, any company that gave her freebies for her wedding.  I guess that now that she’s off the View, Star Jones actually has to pay for stuff herself.

So what is she doing in Miami anyways? Well insiders say that she and husband Al Reynolds are both looking for jobs 🙂 Well not real jobs, mind you.

Reynolds is supposedly writing a book (e.g. “How to Find (and Keep!) a Celebrity Sugar Daddy/Mommie”).

And Star Jones is looking for work in television — trying to get her own show. I suggest you go out to the casting call for the filming of Jackass 3, Star. Because there’s just no other call for a really annoying blabber-mouth torturing people with high-pitched-but-worthless opinions on the world & surprise-product-pitches, except perhaps as a dare for Steve-O to do to himself.