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Michael Caine Decrepit?

Oh dear. I hope that he isn’t.

But I did see this report in the mirror that he was locked in a dressing room for an entire night.

He apparently fell asleep after a shoot. Didn’t hear the director call it a wrap and only woke up when everyone was gone.

He forgot his phone in his trailer so he couldn’t call anyone either.

I’m not saying Alzheimer’s, but I think he should get checked out.

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/michael-caine-is-locked-in-his-dressing-room-834930

Nick Stahl Missing

Nick Stahl Missing

Nick Stahl of Terminator has been declared missing by his wife.

Apparently he’s been known to visit Los Angeles’ skid row and now he hasn’t come home.

Another John Travolta gay sex allegation

Man. Travolta better start answering some kind of questions! I mean, I defended him at first. But this is the third man to accuse him of coming on to him!

The alleged event occurred during a Royal Caribbean cruise in 2009.

According to the Chilean national (who was a cruise employee at the time): Travolta disrobed, hugged him, and asked for a massage. Then proposed sex in exchange for $12,000!

Hm. John Travolta, I have to say. Why don’t you just come out? Are afraid to embarrass scientology and their gay cures? This is the 21st century. Your acting career is suffering more from Scientology than it is from you being gay. Come on!

Source: nypost.com

Awesome Kim Kardashian imdb bio!

Awesome Kim Kardashian imdb bio! (click)

This profile is too good! This IMDB profile was up for a little bit before being mysteriously removed. Not sure about whether lawyers did this or they paid IMDB, but I’m sure about the awesomeness of this writeup.

See the link for all the glorious lambasting. But here are some snippets!

  • “Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture”
  • “famous for being famous”
  • “[released] a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity”
  • “short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom”

Hah! I’ve read it a few times and I’m thinking… This writeup took all my good words.

P.S.: Save the screenshot in case it is taken down.

Dina Lohan is out of hand

She’s in talks with E! to do a show where she is going to reveal how she pushed Lindsay Lohan into the unhappy life of drug-abusing stardom. She’s going to reveal this by repeating the trick on her two younger kids (barely teenagers).

That’s what the show is about!

This, and the Iraq War are totally making me think America is the new Babel.

Joe Francis criminalissimo extra grande

Joe Francis — aka the creator of “Girls Gone Wild” — is facing some pretty tough times.

He’s a wanted man in Nevada on tax evasion.

A wanted man in Florida.

A wanted man all over the place.

Here’s some of the stuff against him:

  • using minors in sexual performances (Florida)
  • conspiring to use minors for sexual performance and prostitution (Florida)
  • possession of a controlled substance and contraband (Florida)
  • $20 million worth of false deductions on tax returns (Federal)
  • also indicted of concealing his income (Federal)
  • contempt of court charges (Federal)

And that’s just the outline of his current legal woes. In conclusion? That’s what happens to a redneck that suddenly gets rich.

Paris Hilton Released

I saw it here first. But it’s also all over the news. She’s out. She’s out. Can you believe it? She’s out.

Freaking… Sonofa… I guess having a rich dad can buy you justice and all sorts of other things.

The official reasons cited = “medical reasons”.  She was waning on a lack of a daily dose of emetic and cell phone service. Screw this. I’m pissed! She can’t even be published properly. I mean she got all of the publicity and she paid for none of it! What the f*ck is going on here? What?! Tell me. I don’t know. I give up.

F*cking house arrest! 4!$!%!%!!