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Justin Bieber is the manly-woman in the relationship (i.e. the butch lesbian)

Here I offer you proof:

And spare me any “oh Levenstar, you are perpetuating stereotypes by suggesting that women can’t like sports. You are supporting the patriarchy derived notions of what it is to be a woman, blah, blah, blah “. This isn’t what this post is about. Obviously women can be into sports.

What I am proposing is that perhaps Selena Gomez is in fact a lesbian.┬áThis would explain everything about her and Justin’s relationship. Look at his hair, look at his face! Is he wearing makeup? And WTF is that tool wearing? Justin Bieber is the ‘manly’ female in the relationship! He’s mostly a woman trapped in a woman’s body, pretending to be male. It makes perfect sense!

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John Travolta loves* gay sex

This is obviously nothing new. We’ve all heard the rumours. And now the rumours are starting to come true.

John Travolta is in hot water, as he’s been accused by two men of sexual assault and battery. Apparently two men, both masseurs, have claimed that John presented unwelcome attention while they were simply trying to do their job. Funny business was had, and both men were accosted (sexually?). As this was not to their liking, they are currently underway with a lawsuit against Mr. Travolta.

Interesting I would say. I wonder if this would be happening if John wasn’t rich and famous. But of course it wouldn’t, silly me.

It must all be very tiring for him. How ever does he go on living lies every day, pretending to be someone he’s not (bah! He’s an actor you say????)? If he’s gay (or bi?), why not just come out with it already? It’s really not a big deal, though he is making celebrity gossip all the more exciting with his continual denials. And we all could use a little extra attention from time to time, though most of us probably don’t go around accosting masseurs for that much needed attention. Mr. Travolta should really try being more discreet with his needs.

Just look at that sexy beast.

*probably