Larry Birkhead, have you heard of him? Neither have I. Well actually I had an entry about him earlier last week, in reference to his claim that he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
So whatever, right? Wrong. It was announced earlier last night, that Birkhead has filed a paternity suit against Anna Nicole Smith to get her to come to California and have her newborn baby Dannie Lynn Smith tested and himself tested to determine his paternity.
How freaky is this? This follows, based on my earlier entry, logically from my theory about 2 men using a mildly retarded celebrity to climb the celebrity ladder from the Z-List where they currently are, to some semblance of a D-List.
Well whatever it is, the suit is clearly in bad taste following the death of Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel. Let us suppose that Birkhead is legitimately worried and let us suppose that he legitimately fears that Anna Nicole is trying to flee with his baby by splitting to the Bahamas… But what the freaking hell does he think, did she engineer the death of her own son in order to move the spotlight away from the paternity issue?? I mean, seriously, he couldn’t wait a couple of months until Daniel was in the ground before filing this stupid lawsuit?
I don’t know what’s going on, especially with respect to Howard K. Stern exchanging vows with Anna Nicole and then Anna Nicole saying that they are not married. This is a Trailer Park Opera at its worst. But no matter how Trailer Park Anna Nicole is or how ditzed-out of her mind she is, let her grieve a little bit for the death of her son. That is not a joke.
These 2 guys are just the scum of the earth. Scum! Douchebags — the both of them.
It should be illegal for how some people exploit the retarded. This past Friday, there was a report that Anna Nicole Smith exchanged some kind of weird “eternal friendship” vows with long-time groupie Howard K. Stern.
As noted in my earlier entry about who the father of Smith’s baby is, Howard K. Stern is just a below Z-List celebrity looking for a free lunch (this is my opinion; I have to state this part, for after all — he is a lawyer :)). So now he finally got it into her head how much he loves her and how he’d like to marry her. The trouble is that she’s been through so much with the death of her son Daniel and the baby and all that and like… Can’t he freaking leave her alone to grieve in her own retarded way?!?
No. Like a goddamn vulture, he’s right in there with the stupid ceremony in the Carribean and the press releases and whatever else. Leave her the hell alone you moron!
Oh another interesting thing. The release came from TrimSpa, the diet pill company… Like how screwed up is that? Stay tuned for more stupid things coming very soon (I bet).
Countering the secretive report of the Bahaman coroner’s inquest, a coroner contracted by Anna Nicole Smith today said that instead of alcohol and illegal drugs, prescription drugs may have played a role in the Daniel Smith’s death. Anti-depressants were mentioned.
So we wait and see, but it is a sad ending to a young life.