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Awesome Kim Kardashian imdb bio!

Awesome Kim Kardashian imdb bio! (click)

This profile is too good! This IMDB profile was up for a little bit before being mysteriously removed. Not sure about whether lawyers did this or they paid IMDB, but I’m sure about the awesomeness of this writeup.

See the link for all the glorious lambasting. But here are some snippets!

  • “Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture”
  • “famous for being famous”
  • “[released] a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity”
  • “short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom”

Hah! I’ve read it a few times and I’m thinking… This writeup took all my good words.

P.S.: Save the screenshot in case it is taken down.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are attention whores

I realize how redundant that statement is. After all, isn’t Kim Kardashian one of a clan of the Kardashian’s that acquire their wealth through attention whoring? And who is Kanye West, if not the ultimate attention whore and douchebag? Ultimately their pairing shouldn’t be surprising.

And who really cares about these two. They are the equivalent of a train wreck. You can’t help but stare. The only question their pairing brings, is why hasn’t the world self destructed yet? Why do we even exist, if such douchebaggery pairing makes the top gossip news. There is no hope for humanity, if these two attention whores equal interesting and exciting. The only question that remains, is when will a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian sex tape be ‘accidentally’ released?

Even looking at a picture of these two fuckers makes me want to punch myself.