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There is no hope for our planet (have you heard Snooki is pregnant?)!

This scum is pregnant, and about to become a mother to a child with no hope at becoming a productive and useful member of society. Do you think Snooki’s child will become a doctor, a lawyer, or a scientist? Or any number of other useful professions that do not include famewhore?

Look at this horrid display of a pregnant woman. Where did she find this dress, and how could she think this was attractive? If Snooki is not the trash of all humanity, I really do not know what is.

P.S. Calling her trailer trash is too good for her, and far too insulting to trailer trash…they have standards too.

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John Travolta loves* gay sex

This is obviously nothing new. We’ve all heard the rumours. And now the rumours are starting to come true.

John Travolta is in hot water, as he’s been accused by two men of sexual assault and battery. Apparently two men, both masseurs, have claimed that John presented unwelcome attention while they were simply trying to do their job. Funny business was had, and both men were accosted (sexually?). As this was not to their liking, they are currently underway with a lawsuit against Mr. Travolta.

Interesting I would say. I wonder if this would be happening if John wasn’t rich and famous. But of course it wouldn’t, silly me.

It must all be very tiring for him. How ever does he go on living lies every day, pretending to be someone he’s not (bah! He’s an actor you say????)? If he’s gay (or bi?), why not just come out with it already? It’s really not a big deal, though he is making celebrity gossip all the more exciting with his continual denials. And we all could use a little extra attention from time to time, though most of us probably don’t go around accosting masseurs for that much needed attention. Mr. Travolta should really try being more discreet with his needs.

Just look at that sexy beast.

*probably

Beyonce surrogate scandal continues

Before a baby Beyonce and Jay-Z graced us with its presence, it was suggested that Blue Ivy Carter was carried via surrogate. This normally wouldn’t be a big deal, however, Beyonce and her family has vehemently denied these claims. Here is the video in question that led to this accusation (skip to the 0:56 sec mark):

You can’t deny how odd this video looks. What could have possibly created that effect? How is it possible for your belly to suddenly look ‘deflated’ and then sort of ‘reshape’ itself again. She did have an overall chub to match her so-called ‘pregnancy’, if that is what we are to believe that it was. Why would she lie about surrogacy if she did in fact choose that route? Why be ashamed? I don’t understand why this would be a problem. And this is why lying about it seems so odd.

Could admitting surrogacy possibly tarnish a carefully devised public image? Would this ruin a marketing strategy? Read More…

Paris Hilton and Jail

Paris Hilton was probably the first person to coin the phrase “no publicity is bad publicity”, cause she’s certainly living that philosophy to the fullest.

Here’s something to blow you away: she did it on purpose! Well maybe not drinking and driving… That we can attribute to her usual ditzy, blonde-y, heiress-y, retard-y self. But the subsequent violation of her terms and doing everything but climbing the fence into jail, was a result of a premeditated attempt to get more publicity!

This is the approximate conversation between the attention-whore and her publicist/nut-licker:

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More Wesley Snipes drama

Details of Wesley Snipes’ warrant are coming out.

He is facing up to about 16 years for tax evasion (or something like that). Apparently he hooked up with an accountant’s office that sold fraudulent income tax filing schemes.

There were two co-accused named along with Snipes, one of whom has already turned hiimself in.

Wesley Snipes is a criminal

Wesley SnipesAllegedly he is a criminal. But you know who’s doing the alleging? The US Attorney’s office.

What are the allegations? He didn’t file tax returns! Now this is real fun! He is accused of failing to pay $12 million in taxes!!!

The question is where does a D-Lister like Wesley Snipes get $12 million? In the warrant against Snipes, it is stated that he fraudulently filed for tax returns for 2 years and then failed to file any taxes for 7 years! That’s not all: one year (the fraudulent one) he filed for a refund of over $7 million!!!!

My question is: where the hell does Wesley Snipes get that kind of money, huh? I mean, it’s not like he’s Angelina Jolie or Tom Cruise. It’s not like he has been in good movies. I thought that they may have made him pay for that movie about police on the New York subway.. But no! He seems to be rich! Incredibly rich.

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