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The name of Britney’s new baby

Sutton Pierce Federline. Why didn’t she just call it Hick McRedneck Federline? If you want your baby to wear a mullet, have no front teeth, and brush its hair with a shotgun when it grows up — the surest way to do it is by calling the new baby Sutton Pierce Federline.