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Did Martha Stewart become a sexual dynamo in jail?

Naah. But it was very disturbing to watch her on the David Letterman show yesterday. She was cooking for Dave and at some point Dave, who was her retarded assistant cut his finger. At this juncture the most disturbing thing in the world happened — Martha came over to Dave, took his finger in her mouth and sucked up the blood.

Ok. ‘Nuff said? Hardly. But I really am speechless. Did she learn this sort of thing in jail? Is she part of a witches’ coven? Does she think that she can win more popularity from Dave’s cooties? I don’t know any of this. All I know is that I’m extremely creeped out.