I will be posting some classic, crazy, and/or fucked up quotes as delivered by certain celebrity moms. Here is just a taste, a giant WTF if ever I have seen one.
Courtesy of January Jones, we are graced with this gem of a quote. January goes on to describe just how she survive her busy schedule of no sleep, all work, and no play since the birth of her son. She follows a regimen of healthy eating, vitamins, and tea. And of course, placenta capsulation. Yes. Since the birth of her son, she has ingested in capsule form, her very own placenta.
January elaborated for our amusement:
“Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins,” she explains. “It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.”
January insists that this all-natural WTFery is perfectly normal, and completely “…non witch-crafty or anything!” And indeed, she recommends it to all mothers out there.
And there you have it. If you are at a loss for what to get that special mother of yours, why not surprise her with placenta derived capsules. Surely, a great gift that any mother would cherish. You are after all putting her health above all, and doesn’t that say “I love you” more than a fancy new i-pod, or spa treatment gift certificate?