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More interesting things about Nick Lachey

The National Enquirer reports that, according to Vanessa Minnillo’s friends, Vanessa would not want to marry Nick. She’s interested in jocks. Had a real crush on Derek Jeter at one point and, according the same friends, does not find Lachey sporty enough.

Well if you want to check out my earlier entry about Nick Lachey’s gay picture, you will be able to see for yourself how jock-y he is.

Vanessa Minnillo is too hot to waste her time pining away for straight guys. Some straight man should pick her up: maybe Edward Norton or George W. Bush. Let Nick Lachey move in with Ryan Seacrest. Let the world’s metrosexual unite!