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Nicole Kidman’s wife checks into rehab

Keith Urban and Nicole KidmanKeith Urban is back in rehab. I say back, because he was there once in 8 years ago for cocaine abuse. Is life with Nicole Kidman too much for him? Did he hit the crack pipe because of her? Hm. I would. I think that she’s one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I’d hit the pipe, cause I’m not sure if I’d be able to handle it.

But Nicole must be really re-evaluating her divorce from Tom Cruise now. Tom may wear tinfoil hats and talk to the tv in which Xenu the Intergalactic Space Tyrant resides, but at least he was never freebasing anything. It’s a sliding scale, you know? Drug addict versus Scientologist. Whom to marry… Hm….

Seriously, I wish all the best to Keith Urban. I’m sure with Kidman at his side he will be on the road to a real recovery.

Nicole Kidman calls Katie Holmes to give advice

Actress Nicole KidmanBwah!? According to a British tabloid (Grazia), Nicole Kidman called Katie Holmes to give her marriage advice when the reports of Holmes’ reluctance to marry Tom Cruise were out.

According to the tabloid, Nicole Kidman spent a long time on the phone with Holmes telling her what a great guy Cruise was, how supportive of a husband he is, how wonderful of a man he is, and what a terrible monster Xenu the Intergalactic Space Tyrant was.

Apparently, Scientologist Tom Crusie can do no wrong if even his ex-wife is calling his fiance and telling her great life is with him. My head is spinning! Maybe scientologists caught Kidman and brainwashed her or maybe they just used the space-age Xenu technology to fake her voice.

I don’t get it. Nicole, why did you divorce him and move to far away Australia if he’s so great? Tell me it wasn’t because of the tin foil hats he made you wear.