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Snooki is unleashing a baby boy on the world

Oh I just cannot wait! And did you hear she is supposedly engaged to some tool named Jionni LaValle? Who would become engaged to this (Snooki showing off her pregnancy cleavage):

I realize how harsh I am sounding, but from my experience watching 10 minutes of the first Jersey Shore episode (that’s all my curiosity could stomach), I really don’t see how this woman will ever be anything other than a bad mother.

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There is no hope for our planet (have you heard Snooki is pregnant?)!

This scum is pregnant, and about to become a mother to a child with no hope at becoming a productive and useful member of society. Do you think Snooki’s child will become a doctor, a lawyer, or a scientist? Or any number of other useful professions that do not include famewhore?

Look at this horrid display of a pregnant woman. Where did she find this dress, and how could she think this was attractive? If Snooki is not the trash of all humanity, I really do not know what is.

P.S. Calling her trailer trash is too good for her, and far too insulting to trailer trash…they have standards too.

John Travolta loves* gay sex

This is obviously nothing new. We’ve all heard the rumours. And now the rumours are starting to come true.

John Travolta is in hot water, as he’s been accused by two men of sexual assault and battery. Apparently two men, both masseurs, have claimed that John presented unwelcome attention while they were simply trying to do their job. Funny business was had, and both men were accosted (sexually?). As this was not to their liking, they are currently underway with a lawsuit against Mr. Travolta.

Interesting I would say. I wonder if this would be happening if John wasn’t rich and famous. But of course it wouldn’t, silly me.

It must all be very tiring for him. How ever does he go on living lies every day, pretending to be someone he’s not (bah! He’s an actor you say????)? If he’s gay (or bi?), why not just come out with it already? It’s really not a big deal, though he is making celebrity gossip all the more exciting with his continual denials. And we all could use a little extra attention from time to time, though most of us probably don’t go around accosting masseurs for that much needed attention. Mr. Travolta should really try being more discreet with his needs.

Just look at that sexy beast.

*probably

Julia Roberts looks like a stingray

George Clooney with Julia Roberts who looks like a stingrayWell maybe she doesn’t look like a stingray, but at least like a cross between a shark and a hyena.

I found this picture at the People mag’s website.

I mean. Look at that. Look at her face.

I don’t know. I’m scared.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to sleep again.

Aargh! Oofah!