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Federline, Federline, Federline…

According to The Sun in the British Isles, K-Fed is trying to hawk a sextape of him and Britney Spears. The price tag somewhere in the neighbourhood of $50 mil.

Now you can tell that Britney is not not-inbred and not not-a-hick and not not-deserving-of-the-stupidest-person-award. I mean, ok… She’s the wounded party here and we should all feel sorry for her for the douche-baggy way that Kevin Federline is behaving… But come the hell on! You married a man who thinks Professional Wrestling is high art and Cheetos are high cuisine!

Ok fine. Maybe she thought him good looking and a great conversationalist like her cousins who are also her sisters, but… To make a sextape with him? Screw the sextape… To have children with him??! Listen. She deserves what she gets and that’s all I’m going to say about that.

I’m sure that Federline won’t get $50 mil for the tape. He’s waiting too long. But a cool $15 mil will be just enough to keep him in the lifestyle to which he’s become accustomed: drinking that fancy Coors Light and wearing pants.

Jessica Simpson speaks out on divorce with Nick Lachey

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson spoke to People magazine earlier this week about her breakup with Lachey. It turns out that the reason she got divorced it’s because she was TOO charitable and he wasn’t charitable enough.

Apparently, on a trip to Kenya (during which Nick stayed home) she realized that she needed to go it alone. I guess she didn’t find Nick Lachey charitable enough. And sure in that blonde bimbo’s mind she’s probably Mother Teresa, but you know what she went to Kenya for? She went there as part ofOperation Smile! An organization that provides reconstructive facial surgery! Plastic surgery! Can you imagine?

Plastic surgery! Now before you go off on me, I realize that there are probably disfigured and maimed children that might need work like that. So of course the charity is above board, but think about the mindset of Idiot Jessica Simpson when she picks THAT charity above any other to work for! Like how shallow do you have to be, to go and hand out gifts to children and put your time in with this organization when there are millions of starving children in Africa! And how about spending a buck or two to help them?

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Craig Schelske fires back at Sara Evans

Sara Evans performingA couple of days after Sara Evans came out with allegations about Craig Schelske’s weirdness and alleged perversities, Schelske has himself come out to publically proclaim his innocence.

He claims that he’s not the perv that everyone thinks he is and that the times that Evans alleges he was watching pornography, it was a mutual session with his wife being present the whole time.

Basically he’s saying that his wife approved of all his activities and whole heartedly participated in them. For instance, he doesn’t deny that there are hundreds of pictures of him in a state of arousal, but that it was his wife that took this pictures! Read More…

More of Sara Evans’ allegations

Craigh SchelskeJust another interesting thing about allegations from Sara Evans concerning her husband Schelske. (Following up on my earlier entry.)

According to divorce papers, Schelske is so addicted to porn that he had taken to browsing personal ads on Craig’s List for things like “three party sex” and “anal sex”. Divorce papers also allege that the man was caught by their eldest child watching pornography, and that he (again) has a pornography addiction and keeps 100s of pictures of himself in a naked and erect state.

So whatever, right? The man is just a fun-loving kind of guy, right? Who cares right? Well not quite, the man is an avid Republican. He even ran (unsuccessfully) for a bid at Congress as a Republican . You know.. The party that’s against all sorts of that kind of misconduct. Seems like the Republicans have been showing themselves as real hypocrites lately. The guy seems like a real douchebag, really he does.

You can even check out his website. I guess cause his bid for Congress failed, there’s nothing really up there except a donation page. He strikes me as very creepy indeed!

There are further details about allegations against Schelske here. I am finding myself firmly in Sara Evans’ camp. Not that she needs me there, but I am totally on her side.

Sara Evans nasty divorce

Sara EvansEew. I don’t know what’s happening, but the public divorce of Sara Evans from her husband of 13 years, Craig Schelske, has just gotten messier.

Evans is doing interviews and so is Schelske.

Evans has claimed that her husband was unfaithful (with their kids’ nanny) and is addicted to pornography (including a stash of pictures of himself in a state of arousal).

In his turn, Schelske has accused Evans of cheating on him with various celebrities. He has named Kenny Chesney with whom she toured as a singer, her current Dancing with the Stars partner Tony Dovolani, and others.

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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan still together? (Part 2)

More anti-rumours. What are anti-rumours? They are rumours that squash other rumours. Or something like that.

Courtney Cox’s wife David Arquette said on an LA radio show (something, something, and something STAR 98.7) that Jennifer and Vince are not broken up.

Arquette flatly denied the rumours in that retarded baby voice of his.

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan still together?

People magazine reports rumours from a pre-taping of the Oprah Winfrey show. Audience members who were at the taping report that Aniston admitted to Oprah that she and Vaughan are not broken up.

This might be “audience members” lying. This might be Oprah’s people doing a marketing gimmick thingy. This might be a lot of things. But what it definitely is, is boring!

I say to Jennifer Aniston: want freaking become an A-List celebrity? I have 1 word for you: SEXTAPE! Now get on it.