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Sara Evans quits Dancing With the Stars

Sara EvansSara Evans announced the other day that she is quitting the show and then on Thursday filed divorce papers from her husband.  The divorce papers mentioned that the husband excessively watched pornography in couple’s home. What’s a man supposed to do Sara, when you’re out gallabanting around with a professional dancer (Tony Dovolani) with bleached teeth and a Douchebag Tan who may or MAY NOT be gay.

Mario Lopez is a big fat liar

Do you know how Mario Lopez got on Dancing With the Stars? Let’s not kid ourselves, it’s because he said that he had no dance training. The producers had to keep up pretenses that they actually have non-ringers dancing on that show. So what came out just yesterday or the day before?

A former dance partner came forward, and according to Page Six, said that Mario Lopez competed in dance competitions, that Mario Lopez has been dancing since about 5 years old. Apparently there is video. And also he was apparently a backup dancer for some show no one has heard of.

Let’s stop with the pretense. Just admit that that show involves a bunch of ringers and has-been celebrities making fools of themselves trying to compete against them. Thank you.