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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are playing us all like a finely tuned violin

You got what you wanted (this is directed at you minivan majority)! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally engaged. They were living in sin for far too long. Can we hope now that their children’s souls will be saved from hell? How could they go on living such a poor example for their children, don’t they care about their salvation?!??! And do we really believe that Angelina Jolie is a changed woman? The saying is, once a home wrecker, always a home wrecker, right?

For ages, these two were touting the whole “we wont get married until everyone can marry” tune to the press. It seems the story has not changed. They are still following this mantra, though with a very public and well placed proposal and ring to support their next round of movie promotions. In short, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now engaged because it “made sense”, but do not see a wedding in the¬†foreseeable future. This will only change once everybody in the US can legally marry. Oh they are dreamers, are they not. The US is going backwards in human and civil rights, do they really think they will ever get married in their lifetime with an attitude like that?

I predict that these two will not stand by their morals, and conveniently marry when it ‘makes sense’. Do you think it will be this upcoming Oscar season, or the next?

And look at that honker of a ring. What man could possibly think that design could ever be a good idea?

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Kellan Lutz is a tool (nothing new)…

Look at this Oompa Loompa. How can anybody think this is a good look. From his hat to his mismatched tie/shirt/jacket combo. Has anyone ever thought of this man as good looking???

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are attention whores

I realize how redundant that statement is. After all, isn’t Kim Kardashian one of a clan of the Kardashian’s that acquire their wealth through attention whoring? And who is Kanye West, if not the ultimate attention whore and douchebag? Ultimately their pairing shouldn’t be surprising.

And who really cares about these two. They are the equivalent of a train wreck. You can’t help but stare. The only question their pairing brings, is why hasn’t the world self destructed yet? Why do we even exist, if such douchebaggery pairing makes the top gossip news. There is no hope for humanity, if these two attention whores equal interesting and exciting. The only question that remains, is when will a Kanye West and Kim Kardashian sex tape be ‘accidentally’ released?

Even looking at a picture of these two fuckers makes me want to punch myself.