I was beginning to worry that part of the agreement for getting Rosie on the view was giving the loudmouth a lobotomy. She has been so quiet the last couple of weeks, trying to please her dominatrix superior Barbara Walters, keep it on the down-low and not even scrapping at all with that Republican Groupie Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
Well it was all over this week when she really got into it with Hasselbeck by claiming that none of the recent spate of violence would have happened if it would have happened if it had been for better gun control in the US. You can just hear Hasselbeck choking on Republican semen right there, can’t you? Check out the video of it below. It’s rather long, but you can catch her going off in that fun way that insane people tend to do:
And here I thought that Star Jones was too cheap to buy a bus ticket, but instead would have to work off her ticket in a national campaign for Greyhound.
What am I talking about? I dunno, I was just remembering how Star got kicked off the View by promoting on the air, any company that gave her freebies for her wedding. I guess that now that she’s off the View, Star Jones actually has to pay for stuff herself.
So what is she doing in Miami anyways? Well insiders say that she and husband Al Reynolds are both looking for jobs 🙂 Well not real jobs, mind you.
Reynolds is supposedly writing a book (e.g. “How to Find (and Keep!) a Celebrity Sugar Daddy/Mommie”).
And Star Jones is looking for work in television — trying to get her own show. I suggest you go out to the casting call for the filming of Jackass 3, Star. Because there’s just no other call for a really annoying blabber-mouth torturing people with high-pitched-but-worthless opinions on the world & surprise-product-pitches, except perhaps as a dare for Steve-O to do to himself.