John Travolta gave a newspaper interview in which he said that he loves his love handles and a jelly roll or two, but he doesn’t mind and his wife loves it.
This is a tiny little gossip thing, so who cares, right? Well no! You won’t get away with it Travolta!
You’re fat, and it’s not that you love your fat, it’s that you’re lazy. You’re a lazy scientologist that can’t get off your fat ass long enough to get to a real airport when you need to travel, so you had to build an airport right on your own property and to fly your own airplane (probably because you’re too fat to fit into a regular seat).
Movie viewers & your fans expect just ONE THING from you. Stay good looking. That is why they pay so much money for various crap you put out — because you are good (or WERE) good to look at. So how much of a traitorous bastard you are now to say that you can stay fat and you don’t care who knows it. You summinabitch! Cut out the bacon and pancakes fatso.
TMZ reports that Mel Gibson has been arrested before for drunk driving and for reckless driving!
Hah. Here are some excerpts:
As TMZ first reported, Gibson was arrested on Friday for suspicion of driving under the influence on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu — driving 87 miles an hour. As we reported, the deputy who arrested Gibson was ordered to sanitize his arrest report to make it appear that Gibson’s arrest was “without incident.” In fact, The report states Gibson was abusive, violent and vulgar, and even attempted to escape.
TMZ has confirmed that approximately three years ago, Gibson was driving 74 miles per hour on Pacific Coast Highway, one mile from his house, when he was pulled over by a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s deputy. Sources say Gibson avoided eye contact with the deputy during the stop and even though the deputy was suspicious of Gibson’s sobriety, he let him go.
Wait, there’s more:
Approximately one year ago Gibson was stopped again, after driving 64 miles an hour on Pacific Coast Highway — where the speed limit is 45. Sources say that Gibson was so cocky that he was on his cell phone the entire time he was detained by the deputy. Ultimately, the deputy decided to let him go without giving him a citation.
So, I dunno about you, but I really hate celebrities (yes, the name of my blog is strictly sarcastic). The question is why is the Malibu police department so forthcoming to Herr Gibson? Many donations or are all the cops fans of Lethal Weapon? So in many situations they didn’t ticket him, ignored his rude conduct, and even in this most latest incident, were about to doctor the arresting report to take out his references to Jews and how he would kill the career of the arresting police officer.
Star Magazine has reported that Mel Gibson has entered rehab. Alcohol rehab. How about idiot rehab? Shouldn’t he enter that? Maybe apologize to some Jewish people? Nah. He’s fine.
Why idiot? Well here’s an item — 2 years ago he was interviewed on Primetime, and here are some gems of what he said:
On his supposed anti-semitism: “for me it goes against the tenants of my faith to be racist in any point.”
On drinking and driving: “Sometimes I used to drive inebriated, this is at the height of careless stupidity and when you think of that kind of insanity, I look back at that now and go what was I thinking.”
So is he an idiot? Because he’s an actor! A pretty boy who has probably never gone to college, probably got ridiculous marks at school, probably has not given a minute’s thought to world issues, current affairs, or anything else.
But, nevertheless, he’s now supposed to be a qualified member of Mensa because he has a billion dollars. He has opinions on religion, Jewish people, he talks about this, about that, about how the world is supposed to be… But he is like 60 years old and he STILL can’t kick his alcohol habit!! 60! Alcoholic. Drives drunk. Talks about Jesus Christ and his wonderful faith. Is there anything wrong here? Well, not really… Most celebrities are idiots. Some are just worse than others.
Ok ok, you can’t even believe what that idiot has done. I can’t wait to listen to Howard Stern on Monday just to hear what he’s going to say. This is great:
So he gets pulled over by cops. Apparently he’s driving funny. Ok. The cops tell him, we need to detain you, you seem drunk. Just come over here, we’ll go over to the police station and everything will be good. We won’t even handcuff you! (Here’s the report at tmz, btw.)
So what does Gibson do? He freaking bolts for it!! He runs! So the cops capture him. They handcuff him, they put him in their car and then the fun begins — Gibson really starts going wacky. He starts banging the back seat and yelling out all sorts of interesting things:
“You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.”
“F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”
Then he asked the cop:
“Are you a Jew?”
The arresting officer also stated: “Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”
“What the f*** do you think you’re doing?” <– To another officer.
“What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?” <– To a female police officer.
He also kept saying how “f****d” he was and how he was going to “f***” the arresting police officer.
What a gem this guy is. Wonderful holy man. I’m sure that the Jews are to blame for this latest arrest. They spiked his mineral water with foul substances and then made him drive through Malibu. If only the Jews weren’t around, Mel could live a wonderful happy life. Wonderful and happy. Yup.
The Stones just announced that they are scheduling yet another concert tour in North America. This time they’re not lying to us by telling us that it is the very last. I mean, isn’t time for these guys to retire somewhere? Shouldn’t we be seeing pictures of them playing wiffle ball with other seniors in Florida?
Apparently no. The money is too lucrative! Last year they earned like $160 million while touring about. Why should they give up the money? Maybe they should give up the money because they already have like $1 billion trillion gajillion dollars. Stopped touring you elderly bastards — you’re just ripping off you’re brain-dead lsd popping former fans who can’t tell between 2006 and 1976.
what it? well i dunno, but the new york post reported a few days ago that he was seen st. tropez (where the hell is that) having dinner/lunch with four young women! OoooOooh the cad (as George Takai would say)!!!
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