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Dina Lohan is out of hand

She’s in talks with E! to do a show where she is going to reveal how she pushed Lindsay Lohan into the unhappy life of drug-abusing stardom. She’s going to reveal this by repeating the trick on her two younger kids (barely teenagers).

That’s what the show is about!

This, and the Iraq War are totally making me think America is the new Babel.

Lindsay Lohan sited with Fergie

First she was with Rumer Willis (daughter of Demi Moore and that annoying idiot) and now it’s Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. Lindsay Lohan is really trying to increase her menagerie of celebrity friends. But for what devious plot, I do not know.

Rumer Willis and Lindsay Lohan

Rumer Willis has increasingly (and disturbingly) come to be sighted together with Lindsay Lohan. Oh they go everywhere together it seems.

And as dear old Paris would say, “like… eew!” There is something disturbing about having another teeny-bopper / too-rich-for-her-own-good starlet prancing around Hollywood in revealing negligees and talking publically about her sex life.

In case you missed it, Rumer Willis is the daughter of Demi Moore and… You guessed it: Bruce Willis! She actually looks a little bit like a mix of the two. Actually she looks more like a manlier version of Demi Moore, which after you consider her unnatural hirsute-ness, is not a good thing at all!

Anyways, to Rumer I say: please get an honest job! Become a pool shark, a race car driver, a car salesmen. Just stop hanging around with Lindsay. It’s not even funny how tired I am of these idiot wannabe celebrities being famous for their notoriety.

Lindsay and Paris Hilton are the worst of them all. So you blew a donkey Paris Hilton, so did Tom Green, so did Andy Dick… No one cares. Just go do something productive with your life. See how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to be rehabilitate their lives? Try doing something similar!

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton reconciling

I know, I know. You don’t care. Neither do I really… But Paris and Lindsay have been seen so often in the last week hanging about that I am wondering whether perhaps there might not be some lesbian action going on. I mean I could always dream. That would be hot.

Otherwise, there’s nothing more interesting about that incredibly vapid duo.

Lindsay Lohan’s new man?

Step out of the way Harry Morton, make way for Keanu Reeves.

Seriously? I don’t know, but there have been reports of Lindsay being spotted together at a club in LA with Keanu Reeves.

Dude! Like totally man! A vapid match made in heaven.

Lindsay Lohan broken wrist

Yep. Lindsay was rushed to hospital for a wrist broken in 2 places. And despite the much bally-hooed public fight that Lindsay and her mom (Dina Lohan) had on mom’s birthday at a restaurant, mom immediately rushed out to be with Lindsay in her time of pain. After all, you don’t throw bags of money out the window, just because those bags of money told you they hate you and told you to go to hell.

Anyways. I’m sure Lindsay will be alright, even though Harry Morton’s engagement ring will be looking rather shabby in the foreground of a large cast. Oh yes, apparently there are rumblings about that too. Strangely from mom.

Update: Lindsay Lohan robbed

I’m referring to this entry. Oh wonder of wonders! The bag was recovered! Whooooopeee!

Lindsay Lohan robbed

According to online bloggers, Lindsay Lohan has been robbed at Heathrow Airport in England! Her handbag was stolen, which happens to quite a few people. But not that many people total up the contents of their handbags into the hundreds of thousands of dollars!

Hundreds of thousands is allegedly how much the handbag was worth in total. Lindsay Lohan continues and pleads for the return of the items which contained a sizable amount of jewellery in them.