Was she ever? What a horribly tacky outfit. What’s with the blocks of colour, the different fabrics, the shiny, pointy bodice. Why does this dress even exist? And what are those shoes? They look like pumps that have been tied to her feet with bandages. Is this the new hipster hospital chic?
And will this girl ever do something about her hair? I get that she has beautiful long brown hair, but does it always have to be the same? It looks like she rolled out of bed, forgot to wash her hair, and threw on some items that were lying around her bed. Everything about this screams “I know I am hot, and I can do whatever I want, so I wont even try”.
I really hope this isn’t a new thing. How tacky and trashy are these nails? I mean really, can you imagine how dirty they must get. I am seriously grossing myself out. Can’t think about this anymore.
Is this really what beautiful is supposed to be? We have a disappearing rat-faced woman (aka Rachel Zoe), posing with a turbined gold encrusted supermodel (aka Karolina Kurkova). This photo gives me so many emotions, I am so confused and confounded by what I am seeing. I can appreciate this much try, and though it resounds in ultimate and total failure, I get where they were going with this so-called art.
Question: Is Karolina Kurkova a giant, or is Rachel Zoe a mouse?
Wow she is gorgeous, I am not ashamed to admit that Emily looks hot. The colour looks great on her skin, and I love her hair colour. Seriously, girls like Emily are meant to wear dresses like these. I just have one thing to hate on. WTF is up with that duck face? I thought Emily was better than that amount of try.
On a side note, John Krasinski really is adorable.
Am I colour blind, or is this supposed to be red? Or is it orange? In any case, this tacky dress can not be saved despite the colour confusion. Did she dress in the dark? This isn’t even daring, as much as it’s a giant WTF. Why is she wearing this kindergarden made applique gown? My six year old nephew could do a better job. This dress is trying way too hard to be different, and I am noticing Eva Mendes for all the wrong reasons.
I’m not quite sure what this material is supposed to be, but it reminds me of tin foil used for cooking. The shape is boring, the hair while pretty is boring and predictable. I wonder if this girl will ever try something new or different. Isn’t this the MET gala ball after all? Isn’t this the night for daring, and creative fashion? I would respect Jessica’s choice to fuck up a daring outfit, then to play it safe and come wrapped in tin foil.