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Jessica Biel more lesbianism

So the evidence seems to be stacking up against Jessica Biel’s heterosexuality. Following up on my earlier entry, there actually seems to be a picture of Jessica Biel kissing a girl. And don’t give me any of that “oh women in Europe do it all the time”, because the chick has her arm around Jessica Biel’s neck and they are totally into it. So yeah. I think that the evidence is ample. Here is the picture:

Jessica Biel lesbian kiss

Jamiroquai seems to be a real piece of crap

After reading the item on TMZ (item) about Jamiroquai’s angry attack on paparazzi outside of some event, I researched some more videos on YouTube and was not surprised to find that Jamiroquai (or Jay Kay as they call him) is a really piece of sh*t.

Now granted, no one likes a paparazzi. Probably.. Not that I had someone follow me, but he is just a stupid moron. He goes completely insane on them, and I guarantee you that the paparazzi weren’t even there for him. I mean he’s not even on a D-List. He’s on a Z-List. Anyways watch the video on the post above to see him assault paparazzi. The funniest thing is about how stupid he is and that he doesn’t even realize what gold he’s giving these photogrophers. The best is him getting arrested in the end. I love it 🙂

But check out the following video about him verbally abusing paparazzi:

This video makes me so angry. You might say: “well what? No one likes paparazzi!” But you know what, he can just get in the car and leave and b*gger off, but no he has to stand there and berate them like the attention seeking douchebag that he is. And if you listen more closely to what he’s saying he’s not really berating them for being a paparazzi, he’s actually making fun of them for not having a limousine to ride in! At some point he says something like “oh what are you driving? A cab!?” Nice Jay Kay. Very nice. He looks kind of high too. Looks it, I don’t really know if he actually IS high.

And look at this other video of him getting headbutted. Now THIS is priceless (like the AMEX commercial):

So to sum up, Jay Kay is a big big douche and I am very angry about him being even a Z-List celebrity and having enough money to hide behind body guards. The sooner we forget him the better. We are already 75% there, it just that he keeps reminding us of himself with those stupid antics.

Paris Hilton arrested for drunk driving

This past night, Paris Hilton was pulled over in Hollywood, arrested, and charged with Driving Under the Influence, after blowing a .08 in a breathalyzer. Cool. I mean. Sad.

Anyways, cops pulled her over (in her Mercedes McLaren) after they noticed her driving erratically. After pulling her over, they noticed signs of intoxication, and proceeded to administer the breathalyzer.

So they took her in. Shortly after her sister Nicky came by and bailed Paris out. According to what Paris told TMZ, she had 1 margarita during some kind of charity event and had had nothing to eat all day.

Riiiiiight… Sure Paris! I believe that she probably wasn’t wasted. A ditzy blonde like her doesn’t need alcohol to be out of it, she just needs a cellphone, a mirror, and a case of makeup.

Mel Gibson — I love him

TMZ has discovered more data on Mel Gibson drunk driving debut. Allegedly, just before being pulled over for driving at the speed of 87 mph (in a 45 mph zone) with a blood-alcohol level of 0.12, he said the following to the valet upon leaving the restaurant at which he was getting hammered (Moonshadows in Malibu): “I’m f**ked up!”

Apparently so, Mel! But that’s not all. InTouch has gleaned pictures of that night and of Mel Gibson’s gradual inebriatedness:

Mel Gibson grandfather glasses

See those Grandfather Glasses? He’s practically a 100 years old. But look at that sly look on his face looking up at God, he must be thinking: “Dear Lord, why did you make me so good looking, and so inebriated? And why did you put these hot chicks on my arm? Why are you tempting me my God? Is it because you want me to show all these Jews that Mel Gibson can party?! Well I won’t let you down my Lord. Never!”

And here’s a picture from later on in the night:

Meg Gibson drunk off his ass

And now he’s like thinking: “*burp* Oh God. This’ll show those damn Jews. Come on girls lets go egg a Synagogue and then on to my house for some sexy dancing in my Nazi pyjamas!”

He’s a real party animal that Mel Gibson.