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The Rolling Stones are a bunch of greedy bastards

The Stones just announced that they are scheduling yet another concert tour in North America. This time they’re not lying to us by telling us that it is the very last. I mean, isn’t time for these guys to retire somewhere? Shouldn’t we be seeing pictures of them playing wiffle ball with other seniors in Florida?

Apparently no. The money is too lucrative! Last year they earned like $160 million while touring about. Why should they give up the money? Maybe they should give up the money because they already have like $1 billion trillion gajillion dollars. Stopped touring you elderly bastards — you’re just ripping off you’re brain-dead lsd popping former fans who can’t tell between 2006 and 1976.