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Jennifer Lopez and her man-whore

What a sad, desperate woman. Look at this man-whore. There is no way that Jennifer Lopez is dating this young man for anything other than sex. But come on, is this really what she is in to? He looks like every other dickhead at a night club trying to take you home that night. There is no way he is not a douche. And why this dickhead? She is Jennifer Lopez god-damnit! She could probably get any man-whore that she wanted!

Why else would she be opening her legs up for this ‘man’? His mind? His humour? His big heart? Oh yes, I can just imagine the conversation at their dinner table right now.

The best is this quote as stated from an ‘inside’ source into Casper and Jennifer’s relationship: “He treats her like a queen…and centers everything on Jennifer.” WTF. How narcissistic do you have to be, to allow the person you are dating, center everything on yourself? What a healthy relationship that must be. Well I guess Casper Smart realizes just who his sugar mama is, and what he has to do to keep the money and┬áprivileges┬árolling in. I wonder how long until she is married and ‘with child’ again.

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Federline, Federline, Federline…

According to The Sun in the British Isles, K-Fed is trying to hawk a sextape of him and Britney Spears. The price tag somewhere in the neighbourhood of $50 mil.

Now you can tell that Britney is not not-inbred and not not-a-hick and not not-deserving-of-the-stupidest-person-award. I mean, ok… She’s the wounded party here and we should all feel sorry for her for the douche-baggy way that Kevin Federline is behaving… But come the hell on! You married a man who thinks Professional Wrestling is high art and Cheetos are high cuisine!

Ok fine. Maybe she thought him good looking and a great conversationalist like her cousins who are also her sisters, but… To make a sextape with him? Screw the sextape… To have children with him??! Listen. She deserves what she gets and that’s all I’m going to say about that.

I’m sure that Federline won’t get $50 mil for the tape. He’s waiting too long. But a cool $15 mil will be just enough to keep him in the lifestyle to which he’s become accustomed: drinking that fancy Coors Light and wearing pants.

Jessica Simpson speaks out on divorce with Nick Lachey

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson spoke to People magazine earlier this week about her breakup with Lachey. It turns out that the reason she got divorced it’s because she was TOO charitable and he wasn’t charitable enough.

Apparently, on a trip to Kenya (during which Nick stayed home) she realized that she needed to go it alone. I guess she didn’t find Nick Lachey charitable enough. And sure in that blonde bimbo’s mind she’s probably Mother Teresa, but you know what she went to Kenya for? She went there as part ofOperation Smile! An organization that provides reconstructive facial surgery! Plastic surgery! Can you imagine?

Plastic surgery! Now before you go off on me, I realize that there are probably disfigured and maimed children that might need work like that. So of course the charity is above board, but think about the mindset of Idiot Jessica Simpson when she picks THAT charity above any other to work for! Like how shallow do you have to be, to go and hand out gifts to children and put your time in with this organization when there are millions of starving children in Africa! And how about spending a buck or two to help them?

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Craig Schelske fires back at Sara Evans

Sara Evans performingA couple of days after Sara Evans came out with allegations about Craig Schelske’s weirdness and alleged perversities, Schelske has himself come out to publically proclaim his innocence.

He claims that he’s not the perv that everyone thinks he is and that the times that Evans alleges he was watching pornography, it was a mutual session with his wife being present the whole time.

Basically he’s saying that his wife approved of all his activities and whole heartedly participated in them. For instance, he doesn’t deny that there are hundreds of pictures of him in a state of arousal, but that it was his wife that took this pictures! Read More…

More of Sara Evans’ allegations

Craigh SchelskeJust another interesting thing about allegations from Sara Evans concerning her husband Schelske. (Following up on my earlier entry.)

According to divorce papers, Schelske is so addicted to porn that he had taken to browsing personal ads on Craig’s List for things like “three party sex” and “anal sex”. Divorce papers also allege that the man was caught by their eldest child watching pornography, and that he (again) has a pornography addiction and keeps 100s of pictures of himself in a naked and erect state.

So whatever, right? The man is just a fun-loving kind of guy, right? Who cares right? Well not quite, the man is an avid Republican. He even ran (unsuccessfully) for a bid at Congress as a Republican . You know.. The party that’s against all sorts of that kind of misconduct. Seems like the Republicans have been showing themselves as real hypocrites lately. The guy seems like a real douchebag, really he does.

You can even check out his website. I guess cause his bid for Congress failed, there’s nothing really up there except a donation page. He strikes me as very creepy indeed!

There are further details about allegations against Schelske here. I am finding myself firmly in Sara Evans’ camp. Not that she needs me there, but I am totally on her side.

Heather Mills divorce allegations

Heather MillsThis is the week of messy celebrity divorces it seems. Now it’s Heather Mills vs. Paul McCartney. A British newspaper has published a transcript of Mills’ allegations against McCartney.

Among the allegations:

The petitioner has behaved in a vindictive, punitive manner towards the respondent, on occasion thereby exposing her to risk.

What the hell kind of joke courtroom are they in? I mean if I was the judge I’d be like: “listen, you are going to be a millionaire, do you really need to take this further? Why don’t you just quit while you’re ahead and don’t embarass yourself, Millsy?”

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Sara Evans nasty divorce

Sara EvansEew. I don’t know what’s happening, but the public divorce of Sara Evans from her husband of 13 years, Craig Schelske, has just gotten messier.

Evans is doing interviews and so is Schelske.

Evans has claimed that her husband was unfaithful (with their kids’ nanny) and is addicted to pornography (including a stash of pictures of himself in a state of arousal).

In his turn, Schelske has accused Evans of cheating on him with various celebrities. He has named Kenny Chesney with whom she toured as a singer, her current Dancing with the Stars partner Tony Dovolani, and others.

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