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Is Gwyneth Paltrow a bad mother?

You judge for yourself. For me, I have no say in this matter since I myself am not a mother.

I probably would not be as cool a mother as Gwyneth Paltrow. I would totally look my unprivileged nose down on any mother that brings any child under the age of 12 to a Jay-Z concert. And don’t ask me why 12 is the magical age for a Jay-Z concert.

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Beyonce surrogate scandal continues

Before a baby Beyonce and Jay-Z graced us with its presence, it was suggested that Blue Ivy Carter was carried via surrogate. This normally wouldn’t be a big deal, however, Beyonce and her family has vehemently denied these claims. Here is the video in question that led to this accusation (skip to the 0:56 sec mark):

You can’t deny how odd this video looks. What could have possibly created that effect? How is it possible for your belly to suddenly look ‘deflated’ and then sort of ‘reshape’ itself again. She did have an overall chub to match her so-called ‘pregnancy’, if that is what we are to believe that it was. Why would she lie about surrogacy if she did in fact choose that route? Why be ashamed? I don’t understand why this would be a problem. And this is why lying about it seems so odd.

Could admitting surrogacy possibly tarnish a carefully devised public image? Would this ruin a marketing strategy? Read More…

Leonardo DiCpario keeps it green

I really like this guy.

A statement like that for the former heart-throb might put my heterosexuality into question, so let me defend myself by stating that I spent about 4 hours in a strip club last night paying for over-priced beer and vodka shots while staring at girls who had nothing but utter disdain for me, in the company of about 200 other men. Hm. That didn’t seem to work that well to prove my straight-ness.

Ok ok. Let me explain then why I like him: First he’s a good actor. There’s no way to get around it. He’s really good. Titanic sucked, but he was good in it. The Aviator movie was carrier by him (the one about that rich dude who makes movies with the urine and the OCD and all that).

Second, there was a report in New York Daily News about DiCaprio arriving at an after party for some movie premiere in a Toyota Prius. A hybrid car. Why is this important? Because he didn’t choose a limo or one of those H2 Hummer monstrosities that Jay-Z and Beyonce like to arrive in. He went with his conscience and rode a hybrid. Well who knows if this is true. Maybe he just had no other ride, but if that’s not the case and he CHOSE the hybrid, then cudos to him.