George Michael passes out in the middle of the road

Police in London responded to a call about a car blocking an intersection at about 3 am at night the other day.

Guess who was in the car? You guessed it! Z-Lister George Michael was in that car completely unconscious. Upon investigation they only found pot in the car, but I’m sure there’s a lot more to the whole thing.

Normally I don’t pay attention to below-Z-listers such as Michael, but come on. What kind of Douchebag do you have to be to get so hammered, on whatever stubstance that he was abusing, and go out and just pass out in the middle of the street. It takes some gall when you’re not even a proper celebrity.