Tag Archive | Celebrity Babies

Megan Fox is growing larger (due to pregnancy)

I refuse to call it a baby bump, hence the awkward title. So there she is, finally beginning to look pregnant. I wonder how long she will look this amazing for. Do you think she will be another Jessica Simpson?

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Hilary Duff’s little man Luca

I don’t really have anything to say about Hilary Duff’s son Luca. He’s adorable, that’s all that can be said.

I don’t agree that criticism of any celebrity should include the children. Celebrity children should be off limits until they come of age, or do something stupid on their own to become noteworthy. Until that time, I say here’s Luca and he’s adorable. Also, I wish an adult sized shirt of this banana onesie existed.

Apparently the mini-van majority goes crazy for babies though. So here you go. Like I said. A picture of Hilary Duff’s son Luca. Did you get that?

Drew Barrymore has a bun in the oven.

Who knew? Suddenly I have been seeing photos of her walking around looking pregnant. Interesting. I wonder if this means that she is ready to settle down and tame her wild child ways. Her she is walking with her husband to be Will Kopelman.

In any case, let me take this opportunity to hate on a few words that are often associated with pregnancy. I seriously cannot stand the usage of ‘preggers’ or ‘baby bump’. WTF, and who the fuck would want to refer to their unborn child in this way? It’s disgustingly white trash-like to me, and I just shudder at the common usage of these terms in most celebrity gossip websites, on facebook, etc. Gross.

Jessica Simpson finally releases her spawn on the world!

It’s official! There is a baby Jessica Simpson that has been unleashed into the world. Maxwell Drew is the name. Did you read that right? Jessica Simpson has named her baby GIRL Maxwell Drew Johnson.

She must really love coffee, or really wants her child to be teased in middle school. All I can think of is maxipad, as in feminine hygiene products. Really. I just. I don’t even know where to begin. Why didn’t she just name her child Sack of Potatoes, that would have at least been more creative. And who wouldn’t love to meet someone named Sack of Potatoes. This name isn’t trying to be something it isn’t, it just is.

 

 

Beyonce surrogate scandal continues

Before a baby Beyonce and Jay-Z graced us with its presence, it was suggested that Blue Ivy Carter was carried via surrogate. This normally wouldn’t be a big deal, however, Beyonce and her family has vehemently denied these claims. Here is the video in question that led to this accusation (skip to the 0:56 sec mark):

You can’t deny how odd this video looks. What could have possibly created that effect? How is it possible for your belly to suddenly look ‘deflated’ and then sort of ‘reshape’ itself again. She did have an overall chub to match her so-called ‘pregnancy’, if that is what we are to believe that it was. Why would she lie about surrogacy if she did in fact choose that route? Why be ashamed? I don’t understand why this would be a problem. And this is why lying about it seems so odd.

Could admitting surrogacy possibly tarnish a carefully devised public image? Would this ruin a marketing strategy? Read More…