Chris Brown is a twat, is supposedly talented (yet lip-syncs), and has crazy fans

Well who knew? The twat that is Chris Brown, supposedly lip-synced his way through the Billboard Music Awards this past weekend. This is nothing surprising, and I guess that most artists at least one time or another probably do this. I mean, don’t we all have a bad day from time to time. Shall we revisit this epic lip-syncing performance:

So lets not hate on Chris Brown for this. Lets hate on Chris Brown for the obvious. He’s a fucking twat, and expects everything to be handed to him just because he has so-called ‘talent’. So he can sing, but does this mean that he is immune to the same standards that we all must live by? To be forgiven, one must act in a remorseful behaviour, show in actions that he has changed, and generally become a better person. All of his actions post-Rihanna beating did not show remorse in his own actions, but rather remorse in his being caught. I don’t understand how celebrities can justify this as Chris Brown being ‘sorry for his actions’. Oh hello Cheryl Cole, who are you again?

Maybe I am mixing up a few things. Maybe he is/was sorry for his actions, and maybe what we are seeing now is Chris’ true personality. We are mixing up his twatty, douchy, scumbaggery of a personality with the event that happened years ago. All I see is an ungrateful, entitled celebrity brat, crying because he is not getting his way. How dare you mention what he did to Rihanna, just because it appears that he is not sorry and has not acted according to what a normal human being with regret would. END OF RANT.

Now that Chris Brown’s crazy female fans have forgiven him, they are pulling the insane female act on other celebrities that criticize him. Should we really expect anything less? Who else would become a fan of Chris Brown, but a crazy, fucked up woman with a deranged sense of right and wrong. In criticism of his  Billboard Awards Show performance, it appears that Chrissy Teigen is finding out what it means to encounter a crazy Chris Brown fan.

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Ashley Olsen shows that she is human

I don’t want to criticize Ashley Olsen for this photo, because as a woman I know that I probably don’t look so hot without makeup. Why should I judge when I can definitely say that I do not have such a great body in a bikini (though I would hope that I wouldn’t judge if I did).

Instead I want to say that this side of Ashley is quite refreshing. I didn’t realize that she after all was human, or had any emotions but frowny face. I realize this isn’t an emotion, but how else can you describe this:

And no, I have no idea which girl is Ashley Olsen and which is Mary-Kate Olsen.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are playing us all like a finely tuned violin

You got what you wanted (this is directed at you minivan majority)! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are finally engaged. They were living in sin for far too long. Can we hope now that their children’s souls will be saved from hell? How could they go on living such a poor example for their children, don’t they care about their salvation?!??! And do we really believe that Angelina Jolie is a changed woman? The saying is, once a home wrecker, always a home wrecker, right?

For ages, these two were touting the whole “we wont get married until everyone can marry” tune to the press. It seems the story has not changed. They are still following this mantra, though with a very public and well placed proposal and ring to support their next round of movie promotions. In short, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are now engaged because it “made sense”, but do not see a wedding in the foreseeable future. This will only change once everybody in the US can legally marry. Oh they are dreamers, are they not. The US is going backwards in human and civil rights, do they really think they will ever get married in their lifetime with an attitude like that?

I predict that these two will not stand by their morals, and conveniently marry when it ‘makes sense’. Do you think it will be this upcoming Oscar season, or the next?

And look at that honker of a ring. What man could possibly think that design could ever be a good idea?

Miley Cyrus falls into Hollywood’s standards

It would be hard to be a celebrity, and be forced to submit to the every day stress to be skinny, thin, and to fit into a size zero. I know it would fuck me up to see blogs writing about how thin or fat I have become, examining every inch of me, constantly aware of every imperfection. I know that I would never be able to submit myself to such constant scrutiny. But then, Miley Cyrus was born into this world and has known nothing but the Hollywood way of life.

I don’t want to be a part of the scrutiny, and I can’t pretend to know what it’s like to live under such a magnifying glass. So I wont say a word for or against Miley Cyrus and her new weight loss.

There is no hope for our planet (have you heard Snooki is pregnant?)!

This scum is pregnant, and about to become a mother to a child with no hope at becoming a productive and useful member of society. Do you think Snooki’s child will become a doctor, a lawyer, or a scientist? Or any number of other useful professions that do not include famewhore?

Look at this horrid display of a pregnant woman. Where did she find this dress, and how could she think this was attractive? If Snooki is not the trash of all humanity, I really do not know what is.

P.S. Calling her trailer trash is too good for her, and far too insulting to trailer trash…they have standards too.

Michael Caine Decrepit?

Oh dear. I hope that he isn’t.

But I did see this report in the mirror that he was locked in a dressing room for an entire night.

He apparently fell asleep after a shoot. Didn’t hear the director call it a wrap and only woke up when everyone was gone.

He forgot his phone in his trailer so he couldn’t call anyone either.

I’m not saying Alzheimer’s, but I think he should get checked out.

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/michael-caine-is-locked-in-his-dressing-room-834930

Nick Stahl Missing

Nick Stahl Missing

Nick Stahl of Terminator has been declared missing by his wife.

Apparently he’s been known to visit Los Angeles’ skid row and now he hasn’t come home.