Jessica Simpson’s never ending pregnancy

I swear she has been pregnant for years. I really feel sorry for her. She makes pregnancy look like a horrible, horrible experience. Why would any woman want to gain 50 pounds in the span of 9 months (or years for Jessica Simpson), walking around with back pain, swollen feet, and enlarged everything (yes that’s right). Only to end up with a ‘bundle of joy’ that succeeds in ripping your vagina to shreds, irrevocably stretching it to pieces. Your sex life will never be the same. That does not bode well for Joe Simpson, now does it?

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