Archive | October 2006

Jessica Simpson speaks out on divorce with Nick Lachey

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson spoke to People magazine earlier this week about her breakup with Lachey. It turns out that the reason she got divorced it’s because she was TOO charitable and he wasn’t charitable enough.

Apparently, on a trip to Kenya (during which Nick stayed home) she realized that she needed to go it alone. I guess she didn’t find Nick Lachey charitable enough. And sure in that blonde bimbo’s mind she’s probably Mother Teresa, but you know what she went to Kenya for? She went there as part ofOperation Smile! An organization that provides reconstructive facial surgery! Plastic surgery! Can you imagine?

Plastic surgery! Now before you go off on me, I realize that there are probably disfigured and maimed children that might need work like that. So of course the charity is above board, but think about the mindset of Idiot Jessica Simpson when she picks THAT charity above any other to work for! Like how shallow do you have to be, to go and hand out gifts to children and put your time in with this organization when there are millions of starving children in Africa! And how about spending a buck or two to help them?

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Rumer Willis and Lindsay Lohan

Rumer Willis has increasingly (and disturbingly) come to be sighted together with Lindsay Lohan. Oh they go everywhere together it seems.

And as dear old Paris would say, “like… eew!” There is something disturbing about having another teeny-bopper / too-rich-for-her-own-good starlet prancing around Hollywood in revealing negligees and talking publically about her sex life.

In case you missed it, Rumer Willis is the daughter of Demi Moore and… You guessed it: Bruce Willis! She actually looks a little bit like a mix of the two. Actually she looks more like a manlier version of Demi Moore, which after you consider her unnatural hirsute-ness, is not a good thing at all!

Anyways, to Rumer I say: please get an honest job! Become a pool shark, a race car driver, a car salesmen. Just stop hanging around with Lindsay. It’s not even funny how tired I am of these idiot wannabe celebrities being famous for their notoriety.

Lindsay and Paris Hilton are the worst of them all. So you blew a donkey Paris Hilton, so did Tom Green, so did Andy Dick… No one cares. Just go do something productive with your life. See how Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to be rehabilitate their lives? Try doing something similar!

Isaiah Washington temper tantrums (might get fired)

Isaiah WashingtonIt’s funny, because once you’ve choked and threatened someone on the set of a famous TV show, you can’t seem to get a break. More stuff has been coming out lately about Isaiah Washington’s (apparently) notorious temper, since the incident on the set of Grey’s Anatomy.

There are reports that there was an incident during the shooting of a tv show for showtime (5 years ago), Dempsey grabbed the actress on whom he was supposed to plant a superficial kiss, and basically put his entire tongue in her mouth. When the actress protested, he harangued and attacked her verbally, and when the executive producer came to her aid, Washington totally flipped out on her too.

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Craig Schelske fires back at Sara Evans

Sara Evans performingA couple of days after Sara Evans came out with allegations about Craig Schelske’s weirdness and alleged perversities, Schelske has himself come out to publically proclaim his innocence.

He claims that he’s not the perv that everyone thinks he is and that the times that Evans alleges he was watching pornography, it was a mutual session with his wife being present the whole time.

Basically he’s saying that his wife approved of all his activities and whole heartedly participated in them. For instance, he doesn’t deny that there are hundreds of pictures of him in a state of arousal, but that it was his wife that took this pictures! Read More…

T. R. Knight comes out

T. R. KnightT. R. Knight comes out of the (gay) closet. I don’t know of any other closet other than the physical ones.

He came out to People magazine (how wonderful):

While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I’m gay isn’t the most interesting part of me.

This wasn’t really a big surprise to anyone that knew him, but many feel that this was a result of the fight that occurred on the set of Grey’s Anatomy between Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey.

Reported by the National Enquirer, Washington referred to Knight when he swore at Dempsey and said: “I’m not your little faggot like …”. The Enquirer deleted the name in the quote, because they wanted to sell more copies, but we shall guess no more Enquirer, so ha-ha!

Larry Birkhead pines for his (?) daughter

Anna Nicole Smith and Larry BirkheadLarry Birkhead has been posting various things about Dannie Lynn Smith on his website (and you have to see this site to believe it, it can only go one of 2 ways: creepy/insane or actual father). Dannie Lynn is Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, while the father we are not so sure of.

Anna Nicole Smith’s groupie Howard K. Stern claimed to be the father, right after Larry Birkhead announced his candidacy. Birkhead has filed a paternity suit against Smith in California to get her back from the Bahamas and let him assert his fatherhood over Dannie Lynn.

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Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell

Can anyone say “Like Oh My God!”?

Paris Hilton was seen shopping for her chihuhua Tinkerbell the other day, buying the dog purses, clothes, and other various items.

I know this has been said about Paris already, and this is where 90% of her fame comes from, but I’ll say it anyways: I’m so sick of Paris Hilton. I can’t wait till she turns into a bald, fat man.