Jessica Simpson speaks out on divorce with Nick Lachey
Jessica Simpson spoke to People magazine earlier this week about her breakup with Lachey. It turns out that the reason she got divorced it’s because she was TOO charitable and he wasn’t charitable enough.
Apparently, on a trip to Kenya (during which Nick stayed home) she realized that she needed to go it alone. I guess she didn’t find Nick Lachey charitable enough. And sure in that blonde bimbo’s mind she’s probably Mother Teresa, but you know what she went to Kenya for? She went there as part ofOperation Smile! An organization that provides reconstructive facial surgery! Plastic surgery! Can you imagine?
Plastic surgery! Now before you go off on me, I realize that there are probably disfigured and maimed children that might need work like that. So of course the charity is above board, but think about the mindset of Idiot Jessica Simpson when she picks THAT charity above any other to work for! Like how shallow do you have to be, to go and hand out gifts to children and put your time in with this organization when there are millions of starving children in Africa! And how about spending a buck or two to help them?
Maybe we can now understand why Nick Lachey chose not to go with that idiot on her “trip of charity”. Maybe he didn’t want to be labeled the shallow idiot that Jessica Simpson is for going on a trip to save children via cosmetic surgery!
As it stood, she went with her hairdresser and father Joe Simpson, where I’m sure that piece of work took the time to really lambast Nick Lachey. Because I think that I can say with a high degree of accuracy that the puppeteer in that creepy little drama was none other than Joe Simpson.
My point is: we all saw that horrible reality show that you starred in with Lachey, Jessica. And I have to say don’t kid yourself! If anyone dumped anyone, he dumped you you giant loser you!
Here’s my advice: dump your creepy leech of a father, cut your hair short, roll up your sleeves, and really freaking go to Africa! And really help people there! How about you sacrifice a million or two and save a village or twenty from starvation? Huh? You vapid jack-in-the-box-philosopher-celebrity!