Melanie Brown a gold digger?

Melanie BrownMelanie Brown as in Mel B of the Spice Girls. The Daily Mirror cites as source as declaiming that Mel B (who is 4 months pregnant with Eddie Murphy’s twins) must have gotten pregnant on one of the first times the couple slept together. Could we really call them dates?

This is a good lesson to all celebrity gazillionaires: keep it in your pants if the girl is not at least D-List.

This is Eddie Murphy’s checklist:

1) Have you seen her hanging around your hotel room with paper and pen in hand asking for autographs? (Check?)
2) She hasn’t had a record in the last 10 years? (Check!)
3) Did you see her earlier with a tinfoil hat on talking to two cats? (Check!)
4) Is she calling her mother every 2 minutes telling her about her plans to get pregnant with your twins? (Check!)
There. If you answered yes to 2 or more of those questions Eddie, George Clooney, Leonoardo DiCaprio (insert other A-List celebrity names here), you have discovered a former Z-List celebrity trying to get back into fame and score a big paycheque. Either use a condom or (for gods sake) keep it in your pants!

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One response to “Melanie Brown a gold digger?”

  1. Anita L. says :

    Brilliantly put! Eddie really should’ve known better than to get involved with a lame, money-hungry lowlife like Mel B. Feel quite sorry for the baby though!

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