Further proof of Tom Cruise’s insanity

Did you really need further proof? No? Well here it is:

There have been reports on certain blogs which have retrieved certain information from certain Tom Cruise insiders that Tom Cruise is really worried about Katie Holmes’ weight. There are phrases such as “very concerned” and “extremely worried” being used.

Nevermind that she just had a baby, right Tom? He’s apparently worried about her slimming down for their wedding.

I think that Katie can go 1 of 2 ways from here. Either she’ll realize what sort of insanity she’s dealing with and run for her life as far away as she can, or she’ll get completely converted to Tom Cruise’s mindset and will start sitting on the roof of their home with a tin foil hat and a tv antenna waiting for signals from the Beavians or Kraxploch the Intergalactic Croissant.

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