Fat John Travolta
John Travolta gave a newspaper interview in which he said that he loves his love handles and a jelly roll or two, but he doesn’t mind and his wife loves it.
This is a tiny little gossip thing, so who cares, right? Well no! You won’t get away with it Travolta!
You’re fat, and it’s not that you love your fat, it’s that you’re lazy. You’re a lazy scientologist that can’t get off your fat ass long enough to get to a real airport when you need to travel, so you had to build an airport right on your own property and to fly your own airplane (probably because you’re too fat to fit into a regular seat).
Movie viewers & your fans expect just ONE THING from you. Stay good looking. That is why they pay so much money for various crap you put out — because you are good (or WERE) good to look at. So how much of a traitorous bastard you are now to say that you can stay fat and you don’t care who knows it. You summinabitch! Cut out the bacon and pancakes fatso.