Mel Gibson — need I say more?
Ok ok, you can’t even believe what that idiot has done. I can’t wait to listen to Howard Stern on Monday just to hear what he’s going to say. This is great:
So he gets pulled over by cops. Apparently he’s driving funny. Ok. The cops tell him, we need to detain you, you seem drunk. Just come over here, we’ll go over to the police station and everything will be good. We won’t even handcuff you! (Here’s the report at tmz, btw.)
So what does Gibson do? He freaking bolts for it!! He runs! So the cops capture him. They handcuff him, they put him in their car and then the fun begins — Gibson really starts going wacky. He starts banging the back seat and yelling out all sorts of interesting things:
“You mother f****r. I’m going to f*** you.”
“F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.”
Then he asked the cop:
“Are you a Jew?”
The arresting officer also stated: “Gibson almost continually threatened me saying he ‘owns Malibu’ and will spend all of his money to ‘get even’ with me.”
“What the f*** do you think you’re doing?” <– To another officer.
“What do you think you’re looking at, sugar tits?” <– To a female police officer.
He also kept saying how “f****d” he was and how he was going to “f***” the arresting police officer.
What a gem this guy is. Wonderful holy man. I’m sure that the Jews are to blame for this latest arrest. They spiked his mineral water with foul substances and then made him drive through Malibu. If only the Jews weren’t around, Mel could live a wonderful happy life. Wonderful and happy. Yup.