The Rolling Stones are a bunch of greedy bastards

The Stones just announced that they are scheduling yet another concert tour in North America. This time they’re not lying to us by telling us that it is the very last. I mean, isn’t time for these guys to retire somewhere? Shouldn’t we be seeing pictures of them playing wiffle ball with other seniors in Florida?

Apparently no. The money is too lucrative! Last year they earned like $160 million while touring about. Why should they give up the money? Maybe they should give up the money because they already have like $1 billion trillion gajillion dollars. Stopped touring you elderly bastards — you’re just ripping off you’re brain-dead lsd popping former fans who can’t tell between 2006 and 1976.

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4 responses to “The Rolling Stones are a bunch of greedy bastards”

  1. dollfacekatrina says :

    Ha. I live in Florida.

  2. celebfan says :

    Does it smell like old people in Florida? Old people and orange juice?

  3. Ryan says :

    The Stones will always be greedy bastards for taking credit for the Verve’s only hit, because of a 4 second sample of a violin version of a song that no one has ever heard of…

    Them fooling other people too old or senseless that they are worth looking at while playing their songs is not greedy to me…

  4. fukustones says :

    mick and the boys are the epitomy of raw capitalism

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