Man. Travolta better start answering some kind of questions! I mean, I defended him at first. But this is the third man to accuse him of coming on to him!
The alleged event occurred during a Royal Caribbean cruise in 2009.
According to the Chilean national (who was a cruise employee at the time): Travolta disrobed, hugged him, and asked for a massage. Then proposed sex in exchange for $12,000!
Hm. John Travolta, I have to say. Why don’t you just come out? Are afraid to embarrass scientology and their gay cures? This is the 21st century. Your acting career is suffering more from Scientology than it is from you being gay. Come on!
Keith Urban is back in rehab. I say back, because he was there once in 8 years ago for cocaine abuse. Is life with Nicole Kidman too much for him? Did he hit the crack pipe because of her? Hm. I would. I think that she’s one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I’d hit the pipe, cause I’m not sure if I’d be able to handle it.
But Nicole must be really re-evaluating her divorce from Tom Cruise now. Tom may wear tinfoil hats and talk to the tv in which Xenu the Intergalactic Space Tyrant resides, but at least he was never freebasing anything. It’s a sliding scale, you know? Drug addict versus Scientologist. Whom to marry… Hm….
Seriously, I wish all the best to Keith Urban. I’m sure with Kidman at his side he will be on the road to a real recovery.
Bwah!? According to a British tabloid (Grazia), Nicole Kidman called Katie Holmes to give her marriage advice when the reports of Holmes’ reluctance to marry Tom Cruise were out.
According to the tabloid, Nicole Kidman spent a long time on the phone with Holmes telling her what a great guy Cruise was, how supportive of a husband he is, how wonderful of a man he is, and what a terrible monster Xenu the Intergalactic Space Tyrant was.
Apparently, Scientologist Tom Crusie can do no wrong if even his ex-wife is calling his fiance and telling her great life is with him. My head is spinning! Maybe scientologists caught Kidman and brainwashed her or maybe they just used the space-age Xenu technology to fake her voice.
I don’t get it. Nicole, why did you divorce him and move to far away Australia if he’s so great? Tell me it wasn’t because of the tin foil hats he made you wear.
Did you really need further proof? No? Well here it is:
There have been reports on certain blogs which have retrieved certain information from certain Tom Cruise insiders that Tom Cruise is really worried about Katie Holmes’ weight. There are phrases such as “very concerned” and “extremely worried” being used.
Nevermind that she just had a baby, right Tom? He’s apparently worried about her slimming down for their wedding.
I think that Katie can go 1 of 2 ways from here. Either she’ll realize what sort of insanity she’s dealing with and run for her life as far away as she can, or she’ll get completely converted to Tom Cruise’s mindset and will start sitting on the roof of their home with a tin foil hat and a tv antenna waiting for signals from the Beavians or Kraxploch the Intergalactic Croissant.
I haven’t really been paying attention to the John Travolta gay controversy, partly because who cares and partly because who didn’t know from those crazy gay movies with the finger snapping and the hair curling and the really tight jeans. Come the f*ck on!
However, all this was mere suspicion for all of us until the infamous pictures came out last week:
And THEN I stumbled on this wikipedia entry on Travolta, where it mentioned some very interesting things. 1) John Travolta was sued by a former Scientologist because he was promised that Scientology would change his sexual orientation (how wonderful is that?) and that Scientology was constantly citing Travolta as an example of a Sexual Orientation Conversion!! 2) Travolta’s marriage to Kelly Preston was rumoured to be a sham in 1982 after pornographer/director Paul Barresi claimed to have had a gay affair with Travolta (thought he claim was later retracted).
Anyways. What do we learn from all this? Scientology cannot “cure” homosexuality. Stop hiding Travolta and why don’t you give your friend Tom Cruise a call. Just to say hi that’s all.