John Travolta gay stuff

I haven’t really been paying attention to the John Travolta gay controversy, partly because who cares and partly because who didn’t know from those crazy gay movies with the finger snapping and the hair curling and the really tight jeans. Come the f*ck on!

However, all this was mere suspicion for all of us until the infamous pictures came out last week:

And THEN I stumbled on this wikipedia entry on Travolta, where it mentioned some very interesting things. 1) John Travolta was sued by a former Scientologist because he was promised that Scientology would change his sexual orientation (how wonderful is that?) and that Scientology was constantly citing Travolta as an example of a Sexual Orientation Conversion!! 2) Travolta’s marriage to Kelly Preston was rumoured to be a sham in 1982 after pornographer/director Paul Barresi claimed to have had a gay affair with Travolta (thought he claim was later retracted).

Anyways. What do we learn from all this? Scientology cannot “cure” homosexuality. Stop hiding Travolta and why don’t you give your friend Tom Cruise a call. Just to say hi that’s all.

Fat John Travolta

John Travolta gave a newspaper interview in which he said that he loves his love handles and a jelly roll or two, but he doesn’t mind and his wife loves it.

This is a tiny little gossip thing, so who cares, right? Well no! You won’t get away with it Travolta!

You’re fat, and it’s not that you love your fat, it’s that you’re lazy. You’re a lazy scientologist that can’t get off your fat ass long enough to get to a real airport when you need to travel, so you had to build an airport right on your own property and to fly your own airplane (probably because you’re too fat to fit into a regular seat).

Movie viewers & your fans expect just ONE THING from you. Stay good looking. That is why they pay so much money for various crap you put out — because you are good (or WERE) good to look at. So how much of a traitorous bastard you are now to say that you can stay fat and you don’t care who knows it. You summinabitch! Cut out the bacon and pancakes fatso.