T. R. Knight comes out

T. R. Knight comes out of the (gay) closet. I don’t know of any other closet other than the physical ones.

He came out to People magazine (how wonderful):

While I prefer to keep my personal life private, I hope the fact that I’m gay isn’t the most interesting part of me.

This wasn’t really a big surprise to anyone that knew him, but many feel that this was a result of the fight that occurred on the set of Grey’s Anatomy between Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey.

Reported by the National Enquirer, Washington referred to Knight when he swore at Dempsey and said: “I’m not your little faggot like …”. The Enquirer deleted the name in the quote, because they wanted to sell more copies, but we shall guess no more Enquirer, so ha-ha!

Larry Birkhead pines for his (?) daughter

Larry Birkhead has been posting various things about Dannie Lynn Smith on his website (and you have to see this site to believe it, it can only go one of 2 ways: creepy/insane or actual father). Dannie Lynn is Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, while the father we are not so sure of.

Anna Nicole Smith’s groupie Howard K. Stern claimed to be the father, right after Larry Birkhead announced his candidacy. Birkhead has filed a paternity suit against Smith in California to get her back from the Bahamas and let him assert his fatherhood over Dannie Lynn.

Paris Hilton and Tinkerbell

Can anyone say “Like Oh My God!”?

Paris Hilton was seen shopping for her chihuhua Tinkerbell the other day, buying the dog purses, clothes, and other various items.

I know this has been said about Paris already, and this is where 90% of her fame comes from, but I’ll say it anyways: I’m so sick of Paris Hilton. I can’t wait till she turns into a bald, fat man.

Cruise and Holmes to be married in Italy

That’s the new rumour. The previous rumour was that they would be getting married in George Clooney’s home/palace. That rumour has been denied by Clooney’s publicist.

The new rumour is Italy. Rumours shmumours.

I’m going to start a rumour. They are getting married on the deck of the spaceship of Xenu the Intergalactic Space Tyrant. That seems to make more sense. It’ll be a proper religious (Scientologist) wedding.

More Wesley Snipes drama

Details of Wesley Snipes’ warrant are coming out.

He is facing up to about 16 years for tax evasion (or something like that). Apparently he hooked up with an accountant’s office that sold fraudulent income tax filing schemes.

There were two co-accused named along with Snipes, one of whom has already turned hiimself in.

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton reconciling

I know, I know. You don’t care. Neither do I really… But Paris and Lindsay have been seen so often in the last week hanging about that I am wondering whether perhaps there might not be some lesbian action going on. I mean I could always dream. That would be hot.

Otherwise, there’s nothing more interesting about that incredibly vapid duo.

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughan still together? (Part 2)

More anti-rumours. What are anti-rumours? They are rumours that squash other rumours. Or something like that.

Courtney Cox’s wife David Arquette said on an LA radio show (something, something, and something STAR 98.7) that Jennifer and Vince are not broken up.

Arquette flatly denied the rumours in that retarded baby voice of his.

Grey’s Anatomy brawl update

Like I said previously: Isaiah Washington and Patrick Dempsey are 2 stupid yentas bored with life and looking to knock scrotums together, because this how they think normal people live their lives.

According to the National Enquirer (and other sources), the fight broke out over Isaiah Washington’s problem with certain cast members being constantly late on the set. It seems that Washington said something to one of the cast members (T. R. Knight) about their lateness, which is when Dempsey told him to pick on someone his own size.

So Washington shoved Dempsey around a bit and then grabbed him into a choke hold. When T. R. Knight screamed at them to break it up, Washington stormed off the set to his trailer (but not without calling Knight a bitch). The crew waited around for an hour waiting for shooting to resume and Washington to come out of his trailer.

Well la-dee-daa! Get a life you idiots!

Grey’s Anatomy Feud

TMZ has reports of the reported (:)) feuding on the set of Grey’s Anatomy. Who is feuding, and why should I care, you ask? Well I’ll tell you why you should care. I’ll tell you. Actually I don’t know why you should care, but here’s what is new.

Show insiders say that Patrick Dempsey was seen being shoved and choked by Isaiah Washington. Washington has reportedly said that he’s sick of Dempsey, sick of his “nice guy image”, and apparently expletives were exchanged.

More Paris Hilton knock-out details

According to new information (following on the heels of my earlier entry), Shanna Moakler struck Paris with a closed fist until she was restrained by bystanders, while Paris was ushered out.

Both Moakler and Hilton filed police reports. What was Moakler’s police report? She alleges that Hilton’s boyfriend Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and then pushed her down the stairs. The fight apparently started over the unconfirmed rumours of Hilton making out with Moakler husband Travis Barker (though Moakler seems to be separated from him or something).

Gossips also allege that Moakler left some kind of messages on Hilton’s machine.

Ooh cat fights They are so very hot.