Yesterday on Larry King Live, Anna Nicole Smith’s long time hanger-on and friend Howard K. Stern (who purports to also be her lawyer) admitted that he is the father of Smith’s baby.
Quelle surprise. At this point, the only thing that separates Anna Nicole Smith from the trailer park is a couple of million dollars and some diet pills.
But seriously. This is a story right out of Jerry Springer, since earlier in the summer “freelance journalist” Larry Birkhead claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby and asked for a paternity suit. All we need is some folding chairs to be thrown around and an audience wearing triple extra-large football jerseys yelling “JERRY! JERRY!”
Howard K. Stern has disputed Birkhead’s claim. Stern says that he believes himself to be the father and that he loves Anna Nicole Smith and hopes that she shares his feelings. How sad are you Stern? Have you ever considered getting a real job you giant freaking douche bag?
What’s most immoral about this is that whoever impregnated Anna Nicole, pretty impregnated a functionally retarded person. Poor Anna Nicole and poor baby.
September 30, 2006 at 4:52 pm
[...] As noted in my earlier entry about who the father of Smith’s baby is, Howard K. Stern is just a below Z-List celebrity looking for a free lunch (this is my opinion; I have to state this part, for after all — he is a lawyer ). So now he finally got it into her head how much he loves her and how he’d like to marry her. The trouble is that she’s been through so much with the death of her son Daniel and the baby and all that and like… Can’t he freaking leave her alone to grieve in her own retarded way?!? [...]
October 3, 2006 at 5:41 am
[...] Larry Birkhead, have you heard of him? Neither have I. Well actually I had an entry about him earlier last week, in reference to his claim that he is the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. [...]
June 17, 2007 at 9:31 pm
GENTLEMEN….HOWARD, & LARRY…THANK YOU FOR CONDUCTING YOURSELVES APPROPRIATELY ! PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE, MAKES ME WONDER ABOUT THE MENTALITY; THE INTELLECT OF THIS COUNTRY. WHEW !
ONE DAY AT A TIME. ONE STEP AT A TIME ! THERE ARE THOSE OF US WHO SEE THROUGH THE ” CIRCUS ” ; FURTHER THE ” EVIL ” VIRGIE ARTHUR YOU LOST YOUR RIGHT YEARS AGO BY YOUR PAST CONDUCT. IT IS SO OBVIOUS.TECHNICALLY, & LEGALLY. VIRGIE GO HOME BEFORE YOU LOOSE IT ALL……………………..WHY WOULD ANY ONE IN THIS WORLD WANT THAT CHILD TO TAKE ON YOUR EVIL CHARACTERISTICS ? ! YOU REEK !
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